• Benni

    Dark elves, eh? Thought the fifth would be the demon species, or trolls.

    • Hobotronic

      Well the demon species are the ones who were locked away, so they can’t get a key to the weapon that locked them away XD Trolls exist, but they’re a small group and technically considered to be monsters so they don’t get a key. Same goes with any other species like spiders, ogres, goblins, lizard people, etc.

      • Benni

        Oh, yeah. Darn, I’m really not following the storyline…

  • IAmHawz

    By, ‘world’s forces,’ I’m assuming gravity.

    • Hobotronic

      Why do you think the demons are so angry and hateful!? They can’t fly with tiny wings and they want to take it out on the rest of the world!

      There are other lesser kingdoms, like the spider kingdom that you once saw but the MAJOR kingdoms are ruled by the five races that were mentioned on this page. Gawd knows the Spider King would have probably tried to eat his tortilla chip/slice of pizza key had he gotten one, anyway.

      • IAmHawz

        The 5 slices could be the logo for 5 Guys and Pizza guys combined!

        • Hobotronic

          But.. but if 5 Guys and Pizza Guys joined forces.. THERE’D BE NO STOPPING THEM ;___;

          • IAmHawz

            WHO KNOWS HOW THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE WITH 5 PIZZA GUYS?

          • Hobotronic

            IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS!! TOOO DELICIOUS!! The world could not handle that much delicious!!

          • Benni

            Once upon a time, in the land of Fantasy-kingdom-names-are-really-hard-to-make-and-I’m-probably-making-this-title-too-long-so-I’m-going-to-stop-talking, five pizza guys arose from the smoke of Volcano Land, each wielding a pizza slice that can destroy the world.

            And only one legendary sword can banish the pizza guys, the sword known as…
            THE PANCAKE KATANA.
            (If you won’t make a story about this Indira, I will hunt you down.)

          • DJ_DARKFOX

            Because pancakes are baws… That is why that is a legendary sword…

          • DJ_DARKFOX

            *facepalm* your using armor games… I have played one of your games… I didn’t even notice…*mega facepalm*

          • Benni

            What?

    • Benni

      Oh darn…

      • IAmHawz

        Benni, can I borrow your pancake katana?

        • Benni

          Sure!

          • IAmHawz

            *takes out katana shaped waffle iron*
            *Presses*
            Now it’s a waffle katana!
            Please tell me that’s how it works… :D

          • Benni

            Well, just yell “WAFFLE KATANA POWERS GO!” And then you could turn anything into a waffle if you point at it with the waffle katana and concentrate, and poof! You got a waffle!

            But you could only use it for five hours before it runs out of batteries, so to speak, so when that happens, yell “WAFFLE KATANA POWERS GO!” again, then etc. etc. etc.

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